Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Contagious

A teacher asks the class to use sentences using the word CONTAGIOUS !

Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious"

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious"

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a toothbrush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".

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