Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Honey Loops

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first Year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the Hole in it.

He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and Asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began To say:
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime, '
'Orange ........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could Identify the taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may Sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled: 'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes !!'

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