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A man, having applied to join the police force in a small south Texas town, is being interviewed.

The Chief says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.' Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues 'Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six suspected felons, and a rabbit.'

The man says 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief. 'When can you start?'