Blanket

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were bothmarried to other people, found themselves assigned to the samesleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upperbunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the womansaying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! "he exclaimed!"Good, " she replied... "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.