Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Sperm Sample

A 95yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at the hospital. He turns up two days later with the empty jar.

The nurse asks “Why no sample?”

He says “sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried with both her hands! Then her mouth, first with her teeth in then without.”

“Then we got Ethel from next door to try”
“But it was no good we just couldn’t get the fucking lid off the jar

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