Sperm Sample
A 95yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at the hospital. He turns up two days later with the empty jar.
The nurse asks “Why no sample?”
He says “sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried with both her hands! Then her mouth, first with her teeth in then without.”
“Then we got Ethel from next door to try”
“But it was no good we just couldn’t get the fucking lid off the jar
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