Man of the House

A husband had just finished reading a book called “Man of the House” when he stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife’s face and said.

“From now on I want you to know, I am the man of the house, my word is law! You WILL prepare me a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night! After you WILL run me a bath, after the bath you WILL lie on the bed and take what’s coming to you and the guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hairs??

”The wife replied “the fucking undertaker!”