Pension
A man said to his wife “I had to show my grey hair on my chest to get my pension”.
His wife replies “you should have showed them your penis we would have got disability allowance then”.
posted by Shacks @ 10:51 AM
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***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
Friday, September 28, 2007
His wife replies “you should have showed them your penis we would have got disability allowance then”.
Shacks Joke Pad
***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com
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- Name: Shacks
- Location: Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire, United Kingdom
Left school at 16 and joined the army, served in 12th Air Defence Regiment, Royal Artillery for 6 years. Served in Northern Ireland, Germany, Canada, Iraq.Married with 2 kids.
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