Young Officer

A new young officer was assigned to a unit in a remote part of the Afghan desert. During his first inspection of the unit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the experienced old Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The Sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here in this unit and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The eager young officer said, "I can't say that I condone such behaviour, but I do understand the men will have "urges", so OK, the camel can stay." Not long after, the young officer started having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he ordered the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. He put a ladder behind the camel, stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and had wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he was finally done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" The old Sergeant replied, grinning, No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town, where the girls are".