Woodyard

A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify the wood by smell.
The manager tested him with all the different wood he had in stock, and everytime the blind man got it right.
So the manager thought I’ll catch the blind git out, so he made his secretary lie naked on the floor.
The blind man sniffed then asked for the wood to be turned over and then sniffed again.“Can’t fool me!” he said “that’s a shit house door of an old tuna boat!”