Shacks Joke Pad

***WARNING*** As the title states this is my Joke Pad. It contains jokes I have collected over the years from all different sources. This blog is for the open minded who dont take offence. If you are offended easily please look else where. This blog is not politically or morally correct it's just me having a laugh and hoping you have a laugh as well. ANY PICTURES OR JOKES YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE PLEASE SEND THEM TO- shacks247@ntlworld.com

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Stuck In A Elevator

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know............ Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know........."Double Income, No Kids, Yet."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know.. Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you? "

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know........................ "Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."

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